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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not dead yet, sweetie.... Far more crap celebrities need to be humiliated using my powers of cruel wit and impecable timing.... This web page is ETERNAL!!!!!
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View this image of Robert KILROY-Silk looking as though he is about to give head to a wilderbeast. Not only is this man more irritating than chronic eczema, he is also patronising and suspiciously brown to the point of being a shade of flourecent orange... He talks over his guests, makes the most obvious, corny jokes at their expense & seems to love the fact that "women of a certain age" think he's something of a dish... And thats not all... it can't be proved, but I strongly suspect that this creature probably eats hamsters and smells of wee... Quite why anyone would voluntarily choose to go on his 'show' is a mystery... |
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NOW LOOK TO THE RIGHT. DUE TO THE SIZE OF KILROY'S HEAD EVERYTHING ELSE HAS BEEN MERCILESSLY SQUASHED INTO ONE CORNER.... BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO SCROLL OVER THERE, WHY NOT FOLLOW THIS LINK BELOW TO AN AMUSING SITE ABOUT OLD PEOPLE....
MAD OLD PERSON WEB SITE HERE - JUST CLICK
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To say Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen is a bit camp is like saying Hitler was bit naughty... His offensive presence on my TV screen sincerely makes me want to write a strongly worded letter to the BBC... I for one didn't request a dodgy drag queen to show me how to paint my bedroom... Following the demise of 'Changing Rooms', Bowen has become shaded from the public eye. He was last seen pacing up and down the 'flouncing room' of his Chelsea home which is famously built entirely of MDF. |
The yellow-tracksuited Anneka was never off the goggle-box in the 1980's. The blonde whipper-snapper first came to everyone's attention on Channel 4's 'Treasure Hunt', where she went up and down the country looking for clues (to why her programme was so crap) in her yellow helicopter. Did it never strike anybody truly strange that when the 'team' had 20 seconds left, and they were still in the air (about 30 seconds from landing), they still bothered to carry on... Whatever happened, they always seemed to have a solid two minute run from the helicopter to the point where she finds the ornate medieval chalice JUST IN TIME. If I was up in the air with 20 seconds to go I'd have just said "f*ck it", and turned the 80's chopper round and gone home again.... |
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