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As you can see, its all just banter!
WELL, WHATS THIS CRAZY WEBSITE ALL ABOUT?!?
....I hear you ask! It's basically a collection of random images of minor 1980's celebrities in slightly perplexing situations amongst photos of my friends being pissed... Its all very sensational (as well as obsessional) and you might not understand the humour.... BUT, like middle aged dads always say about horrible food, "try it, you might just like it"!
VORDERMAN'S VORTEX
View the image on the left which reveals Carol Vorderman making a fool of herself. This scary incarnation of the popular television presenter probably occured in the late 1980's. Her coy smile clearly indicates she believed she looked very fashionable and perhaps not unlike the well-known folk singer "Cher". Unfortunately, this decision to re-vamp her image was misguided and the result was most unattractive...
Just how many people have visted this mad site??? View:
    
THE SU POLLARD EXPERIENCE...
Have you ever wondered where 'comedy actress' Su Pollard is now??? You know, famous for not being famous??? Queen of Panto??? Wears big glasses and is very easily excited?? I tell you, her whereabouts keep me up at night.... Thankfully, she hasn't polluted our tv screens for quite a while but is still breathing oxygen (allegedly). Can you believe that in 1987 she toured the country with the "Su Pollard show"??? Amazing!!! I imagine it was sold out every night!!!!
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Random Obsessions
'CELEBRITY' CHALLENGE
"Well... if Fwank wants cheap Russian vodka then Fwank gets cheap Russian vodka"! Ten points if you can guess the 'celebrity'!
GRACE JONES SAYS...
"Your still reading??? This simply cannot go on any longer!!!! it's so ruuuuude.... Once more and im leaving..."
RANDOM CONNECTION
"Put on those red shoes and dance the night away"...
Don't these words put you in mind of Sigourney Weaver sliding around a loft apartment in New York while clutching a knife and wearing flat shoes????
GET RICH QUICK!
Ever thought of growing your toe nails really long and selling them to Slovakian widows? No, I thought not...
FABULOUS QUOTE
What is it Eddie, where is it????? IS IT A BEE????
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Do you feel a bit "giddy" dear?
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