This is where the banter begins....
Below you will find pictures of minor 1980's celebrities (accompanied by amusing captions) situated amongst photos of drunken English people having fun. Anywho, these are my images. View them.

View this image of CROYDON where the floor is littered with KFC chicken bones like some ancient caveman dwelling, and where the air stinks of piss and Vaseline. If you manage to avoid being chopped into bite-sized chunks and stuffed into a second-hand suitcase, you can make your way up to the main highstreet where you will be greeted by girls with hair scraped back so tightly that they breathe through their eyes. Whilst in this vicinity, be careful not to look anyone directly in the eye; this is often misconstrued and could lead to verbal / physical abuse. "Whatchoo lookin at you f*cking cunt?" will be the last thing you hear before you're poked in the eye with a half-snouted cigarette.

Two bottles of wine later and they are grinning like a pair of albino Whoppi Goldberg's

Budleigh Salterton (near Exeter) is the equivalent of an elephants graveyard, populated by people who have nothing left to do but die. And it smells of ammonia and cats. Reffered to as "God's waiting room" affectionately by its inhabitants, who are mostly half way between the waiting room and the doctor's office, Budleigh Salterton is a place where the essence of death permeates every molecule in the air. The whir of mobility carriages, the buzzing of hearing aids and the constant coughing and spluttering create the essence of a town on a life support machine with no one kind enough to put a pillow over its head...

These buildings are where the working class people of England are stored

This photograph shows Supergirl not long after she returned from the Phantom Zone. (Note the determined look on her face - she is very cross). Behind her is Selina. She was an evil souceress who used the Omega Hedron (in conjunction with a Burundi Wand) for evil. As this photograph demonstrates, a side effect of using the 'Power of Shadows' was that you begin to wear too much make-up and develop more hair than face. However, the Supergirl saga occured during the 1980's. Therefore, nobody noticed.

Im drunk too! Ha!

Go on... Get outta ma pub!!!!

No, we are not drunk at all.... Seriously!

Sigourney looking especially 80's in that lovely 'off the shoulder' number.

A university corridor after much merriment in the late 1990's. The millenium was approaching - thus they DRANK MORE! These children don't know each other - view them.

This is Teabag. She was a power crazed witch in the 1980's. The producers of this 'show' were aware of an imminent economic recession. Therefore, costs were kept low by making the sets out of cardboard and getting children from the local primary school to paint them. Judging by the above photograph, Teabag was unamused by thier workmanship.

Living it up in York

THE lovely lady of Pompey

Where better to get drunk on a Saturday night than the local spoons???

Look at me, I'm mad.

Is that JOEL FROM NEIGHBOURS??!?!

KwikSave white wine - and its going down a treat!!!

A loud zip mouthed animal, a gay hippo and a retarded bear all living under the same roof with a man named 'Jeffrey' - go figure!

Mad haloween party...

Simply said, its just banter.

This is Michaela Strachan. She used clever 'graphics' during the 1980's to get children to watch her boring programmes about animals. Unfortunately, her plan did not work and 'Owl TV', as it was known, was taken off the air by 1991. Her lime outfit makes it quite clear that she wants people to know she's a vegetarian.

This photograph shows Grotbags who was a green witch in the late 1980's. Despite her obvious flair for humour, her attempts at capturing Emu from the 'Pink Windmill' were in vain. If anyone knows why she actually wanted Emu (an angry bird who liked to bite people), please leave a message on the guestbook page...

Quality accomodation bar 'the turd' - you had to be there!

Greetings citizens! My name is Penelope Taynt. I am Amanda's number one fan, please. View my website WWW.AMANDAPLEASE.COM. Here you will find more almost actual photos like this one of myself and sweet Amanda.

For a scary moment there, I thought Su Pollard had melted... Whilst she puts ketchup on her hot dog it becomes clear that the years have not been kind

"DIDN'T YA HEAR ME!? I SAID GET OUTTA MA PUB!!!!"

"This situation is very serious. So why am I wearing this hat?"

This is Margaret Thatcher. Despite the fact she looks like a corpse, its important to note that (much like Teabag) she wanted to take over the world during the 1980's. Rigamortis set in shortly after this photograph was taken.

This picture shows Sabrina. She is a witch too but not like 'Teabag' or 'Grotbags' (to be an evil witch is it essential that your name end in 'bag'?!)... Sabrina is pretty and has two 'wacky' aunts named Hilda and Zelda. She has been living with them since her 16th birthday. She may not see her real mother as she would turn into dust. Sabrina also owns a talking cat called Salem. View him him trying to escape as he is cuddled by Aunt Zelda.

This person is trying to look 'sultry' (sounds like 'salty'). View him.